FAYZ Chatroom 5

Sammy Sun- Sam

Astrid the Genius- Astrid

Surfer boy- Quinn

Not a Mexican- Edilio

Breeze- Brianna

Gravity Defyer- Dekka

Whip Hand- Drake

Fearless Leader- Caine

You know you love me- Diana

Lana Arwen Lazar- Lana

Prophetess- Orsay

NerezzaDarkness - Nerezza

Hungry in the Dark- the Gaiaphage

Nestor- Little Pete

Pack Leader- Pack Leader II

*LIES and HUNGER spoilers*

Prophetess says: Hi Nerezza!

NerezzaDarkness says: Hello Prophetess, have you had any more visions?

Prophetess says: Yes

NerezzaDarkness says: What happened in this one?

Prophetess says: The same one I see all the time, the one where Sam's mother tells him to let go.

NerezzaDarkness says: It must be very important for you to keep seeing it over and over.

Prophetess says: I don't understand, I told Sam the message.

NerezzaDarkness says: He obviously did not understand it. You must tell him again.

Prophetess says: Hey Sam

Sammy Sun says: Hey Orsay, Nerezza.

NerezzaDarkness says: The Prophetess has something very important to say.

Prophetess says: You mother says you should let go because your time as hero has stopped. The hero is no longer needed and you should just walk away.

Whip Hand says: So basically his mother is saying that he is a crap hero and should just step down and let someone better take over?

Whip Hand says: I like Sam's mother

Whip Hand says: Except for the fact she gave birth to an idiot

Sammy Sun says: Who, Caine?

Whip Hand says: Okay, two idiots.

NerezzaDarkness says: The Prophetess has just given you an important message and you choose to laugh about it? How dare you insult her like that!

Hungry in the Dark says: Yes, listen to her. That way you can all poof so I can eat you and then I can DESTROY ALL MANKIND!!

Sammy Sun says: wtf

Hungry in the Dark says: Um, I mean, listen to Orsay so you can take the poof and be with your parents again!

Whip Hand says: Yes, listen to the Gaiaphage! He gave me this awesome whip arm. Thanks for that by the way.

Hungry in the Dark says: You are very welcome my slave.

Whip Hand says: wtf I'm not a slave!

Hungry in the Dark says: Um I mean, you are very welcome Drake! And now I gotta go and feast on some other energy source.

Sammy Sun says: wtf

Hungry in the Dark says: Um, I mean I gotta go and pet some cute little bunnies!

Sammy Sun says: WTF

Whip Hand says: Tut tut Sammy you should not be using this language!

Sammy Sun says: Um, you said it too

Whip Hand says: How do you know I wasn't saying 'Where's the food?'

Sammy Sun says: Because you weren't

NerezzaDarkness says: Again, you just ignore what the Prophetess is saying! You must listen to her!

Prophetess says: Thank you, Nerezza.

Whip Hand says: Actually we don't care what 'Prophetess' says. It's just a load of rubbish anyway.

Sammy Sun says: le Gasp!

NerezzaDarkness says: How dare you!

Sammy Sun says: How dare hit my girlfriend's brother with a crow bar?

NerezzaDarkness says: Touché

Sammy Sun says: Hey Astrid

Astrid the Genius says: Hello Sam, Orsay, Nerezza.

Whip Hand says: *cough*

Astrid the Genius says: The omission was deliberate, Drake.

Whip Hand says: *cries*

You know you love me says: Ooh what a surprise. Drake is crying.

Surfer Boy says: Drake was crying and I missed it?

Whip Hand says: Are you really going to believe Diana, Quinn?

Astrid the Genius says: I'm not sure who would be more reliable, Diana or Drake. While Drake is just untrustworthy on every level, Diana has been known to manipulate.

Whip Hand says: Why thank you Astrid

Sammy Sun says: You take 'untrustworthy on every level' as a compliment?

Whip Hand says: I'm evil, aren't I? Even my name sounds menacing!

Sammy Sun says: Actually I find Nerezza's name more menacing.

NerezzaDarkness says: It means darkness in Italian

Prophetess says: That sounds sort of creepy. Should I be afraid?

Hungry in the Dark says: No, Nerezza is guiding you in your visions. You definitely should not be afraid of her.

NerezzaDarkness says: I second that.

Prophetess says: Shall we go now, Nerezza?

NerezzaDarkness says: Yes.

Astrid the Genius says: Actually, Drake your name isn't menacing seeing as a drake is a male duck

Sammy Sun says: LOL

Surfer Boy says: Haha Drake's a duck!

You know you love me says: Maybe we should start calling him duck

Sammy Sun says: Nah that would be an offence to Duck.

Whip Hand says: Duck?

Sammy Sun says: Duck Zhang

Whip Hand says: Duck Zhang?

Sammy Sun says: You know, the guy who saved us all by altering his mass to that of a mountain then let Caine throw him down the mine shaft to destroy the Gaiaphage?

Hungry in the Dark says: TOO BAD IT DIDN'T WORK!

Whip Hand says: Doesn't ring any bells.

You know you love me says: Maybe because afterwards Caine threw you down the mineshaft as well

Whip Hand says: -.-

Astrid the Genius says: How did you survive that anyway?

Whip Hand says: *shrugs*

Surfer Boy says: We don't know. But unfortunately for all of us, he's alive

Sammy Sun says: Maybe Caine's power wasn't strong enough

Fearless Leader says: WHO DARES INSULT MY POWER?

Whip Hand says: Uh, I'm going to guess that it was Sam seeing as it said "Sammy Sun says.."

Sammy Sun says: Well done Drake!

Surfer Boy says: *claps*

Whip Hand says: *bows*

Surfer Boy says: *throws tomatoes at Drake*

Whip Hand says: *throws them back at Quinn*

You know you love me says: *slaps Quinn and Drake in the face*

Fearless Leader says: *applauds Diana*

Whip Hand says: *whips Caine in the face because he's such a kiss up to Diana*

Fearless Leader says: *throws Drake into a wall*

Sammy Sun says: *shoots light beams into Caine and Drake because this is getting really annoying*

Not a Mexican says: …

Whip Hand says: How come you didn't go all laser hands on Quinn?

Sammy Sun says: Uh, cause he's my best friend?

Surfer Boy says: HAH! TAKE THAT MEXICAN!

Not a Mexican says: …I'm not Mexican…

Breeze says: Hey look, me and Dekka didn't sign in at the same time!

You know you love me says: Guess you spoke too soon

Surfer Boy says: Oh yeah, you're 'Honduran'

Gravity Defyer says: Hi

Breeze says: Hi!

Not a Mexican says: What do you mean by 'Honduran' exactly?

Surfer Boy says: That you're from Honduras..

Not a Mexican says: But man, why the inverted commas?

Astrid the Genius says: Be right back, I need to check on Petey

Sammy Sun says: Is he okay?

Astrid the Genius says: Well that's what I'm going to check isn't it?

Whip Hand says: How thrilling. I wish my life was as exciting as Astrid's.

You know you love me says: Hey, sarcasm is my thing!

Whip Hand says: Then what is my thing?

You know you love me says: Violence? Sadism? Being a complete psychopath? Your whip?

Whip Hand says: Ah, yes.

Fearless Leader says: And what is my thing?

You know you love me says: Being hopeless in the romance department

Breeze says: LOL!

Fearless Leader says: …

Whip Hand says: Luckily for me, I'm a sadist psychopath and don't need romance.

Gravity Defyer says: That, or no girls are interested in you because you creep them out.

Whip Hand says: Are you saying that I'm unattractive?

Gravity Defyer says: I wasn't saying that, but now that you mention it, yes.

Whip Hand says: …

Fearless Leader says: Now who's the fail, Drake?

Whip Hand says: You, and it will always be you

Fearless Leader says: And not Sam?

Whip Hand says: And Sam. And Quinn.

Surfer Boy says:

Astrid the Genius says: I'm back.

Sammy Sun says: How's Petey?

Astrid the Genius says: He's fine, just playing on his gameboy.

Sammy Sun says: He really likes that gameboy. What game does he play?

Whip Hand says: See that Caine? That's how a real man wins a girl. By being a dork and asking stupid questions.

Sammy Sun says: …

Astrid the Genius says: He plays Pokemon.

Hungry in the Dark says: YOU FOOLS! Don't you know that he really uses his gameboy to communicate with me?

Nestor says: NESTOR! NESTOR! NESTOR!

Hungry in the Dark says: Nemesis, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be on your gameboy designing bodies that I could take form in?

Hungry in the Dark says: And Lana, shouldn't you be making me the body?

Pack Leader says: Foolish human!

Lana Arwen Lazar says: …

Surfer Boy says: WTF

Hungry in the Dark says: Um, I mean….

Pack Leader says: How can you get out of this one?

Not a Mexican says: I'm not following this

Hungry in the Dark says: I mean, Little Pete why are you on this chat room when you are only five?

Hungry in the Dark says: And Lana, what are you doing on this chat room when there are probably injured people in need of healing?

Lana Arwen Lazar says: You mean five year olds with scraped knees and loose teeth?

Hungry in the Dark says: Precisely.

Lana Arwen Lazar says: If I do that will you stay out of my head?

Hungry in the Dark says: Um…yeah……*shifty eyes*. Now we must go, right Pack Leader and Nemesis?

Hungry in the Dark says: I mean Petey

Breeze says: What was that all about?

Gravity Defyer says: I have no idea.

You know you love me says: That was strange. And this is coming from somebody who spends most of the day with a sadist psychopath with a whip for an arm and a telekinetic rich kid who never changes out of their school uniform.

Surfer Boy says: Really Caine, you wear your school uniform all the time?

Sammy Sun says: Luckily our school didn't have a uniform

Not a Mexican  says: Presumably why Quinn went around looking like a jumble sale

Fearless Leader says: I do wear things other than my uniform!

Surfer Boy says: And I did not look like a jumble sale!

Astrid the Genius says: Yes, because camouflage shorts, knee length sports socks, sandals, pink flowered shirts and baseball caps don't clash in any way at all.

Surfer Boy says: Come on, that was one time!

You know you love me says: And Caine, you do wear your uniform all the time.

Fearless Leader says: I do not!

You know you love me says: Oh yes, you take your blazer off sometimes. My bad.

Breeze says: Ooh Caine, no blazer. You're such a rebel!

Not a Mexican says: Wait, if he wears it all the time how does it get washed?

You know you love me says: It doesn't.