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FAYZ Chatroom 6

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Sammy Sun- Sam


Astrid the Genius- Astrid


Surfer boy- Quinn


Not a Mexican- Edilio


Breeze- Brianna


Gravity Defyer- Dekka


Whip Hand- Drake


Fearless Leader- Caine


You know you love me- Diana


Lana Arwen Lazar- Lana


Awesomely Awesome! - Patrick


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship- Zil


Hot Guy: Lance


Surfer Boy has just signed in


Surfer Boy says: It's lonely


Lana Arwen Lazar has just signed in


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Hi Quinn


Surfer Boy says: Hey Lana ;)


Lana Arwen Lazar says: o.O


Surfer Boy says: I MEANT :) NOT ;)!!!


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Riiight….


Surfer Boy says: So, how are you?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Alright I guess, you?


Surfer Boy says: Pretty good


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Though stuff could be better :/


Surfer Boy says: Yeah, same here


Lana Arwen Lazar says: I thought you said you were feeling pretty good?


Surfer Boy says: Well sometimes when I say 'pretty good' I mean 'could be better'


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Riiight….


Surfer Boy says: Anyway, it must be pretty lonely at the clifftop then


Awesomely Awesome! has just signed in


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Yeah, but at least I have Patrick. I think he keeps me from becoming completely insane.


Awesomely Awesome! says: Damn right I do!


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Patrick? Since when do you have a chatroom account?


Awesomely Awesome! says: Uh, since Jack set it up?


Computer Geek has just signed in


Surfer Boy says: Jack, did you know that Patrick has a chatroom account?


Computer Geek says: No, who is this 'Patrick' you speak of?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: My dog?


Computer Geek says: You have a dog? How did it manage to live this long?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Never mind that, but somehow my dog can speak English and use computers :s


Awesomely Awesome! says: I'm a smart dog :)


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Smarter than Quinn, at least he can type emoticons in correctly!


Surfer Boy says: Hey!


Computer Geek says: Wait a minute, Mr. Awesome is Patrick?


Awesomely Awesome! says: No, it's me, Patricia


Surfer Boy says: Wtf?


Computer Geek says: Patricia is my friend that I've been talking to online for a few weeks


Breeze has just signed in


Awesomely Awesome! says: Just friends?


Computer Geek says: Okay, maybe a bit more…


Breeze says: Jack.


Computer Geek says: Um…


Breeze says: You were talking about me, weren't you?


Computer Jack says: Um…


Awesomely Awesome! says: Nope! He was talking about me ;)


Whip Hand has just signed in


Surfer Boy says: WTF? JACK YOU'RE DATING A DOG OVER THE INTERNET?


Whip Hand says: Why does that not surprise me?


Breeze says: JACK!


Whip Hand says: Ooh, your girlfriend is mad at you…


Computer Jack says: She is not my girlfriend!


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Perhaps not the best thing to say in this situation…


Breeze says: So you'd rather date a dog than me?


You know you love me has just signed in


Computer Geek says: But I didn't know Patricia was a dog! I mean, how could a dog make a chatroom account? A dog can't even speak English let alone type it, and plus how does a dog have the intelligence?


You know you love me says: Okay, Jack has officially lost it


Awesomely Awesome! says: Hey!


Computer Geek says: So you are a dog then?


Breeze says: Well duh!


Computer Geek says: Breeze…


Whip Hand says: I always knew you were a loser, Jack, but never this big of a loser!


Breeze says: Don't call me Breeze you jerk!


Surfer Boy says: *cough*wereyouevendatinginthefirstplace*cough*


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Again, not the best thing to say…


Computer Geek says: Sorta…


You know you love me says: How can you 'sorta' date someone? You either date them or not date them


Whip Hand says: So are you dating Caine or not dating Caine?


You know you love me says: Uh…


You know you love me says: That's not the point.


Fearless Leader has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Whatever…


Surfer Boy says: Why are you so interested? Are you worried that if she's dating Caine then you won't be able to date him yourself?


Fearless Leader has just signed out


Breeze says: We'd been on one or two 'dates'


Awesomely Awesome says: I'm sorry Breeze, I only did this for a joke you know?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: I'm still unsure of how he even managed it


Whip Hand says: I'm still unsure of how we can even go on this chatroom without electricity


Surfer Boy says: I'm still unsure of why Drake never answered my question


Whip Hand says: …


Breeze says: It's not your fault Patrick


Awesomely Awesome says: :D


Breeze says: It's Jack. He should have known not to flirt with other girls because once I find out, he's gonna be sorry…


Computer Geek says: I'm so sorry! I didn't know!


Breeze says: You didn't know you were dating me?


You know you love me says: Ooh…


Computer Jack has just signed out


Gravity Defyer has just signed in


Breeze says: UGH!!! WHAT A JERK!!


Gravity Defyer says: What's up? :(


Breeze says: When I get my hands on him…


Awesomely Awesome! has just signed out


Whip Hand says: If you ask me, it's a good thing


Lana Arwen Lazar says: How?


Whip Hand says: Cause Jack's a loser


Gravity Defyer says: You can do soooo much better, Breeze!


You know you love me says: ;)


Breeze says: What's that supposed to mean, Diana?


Gravity Defyer says: Ignore her


Breeze says: Jack's a selfish jerk. I HATE HIM >:(


Surfer Boy says: I'll go talk to Jack.


Lana Arwen Lazar says: And I'll go talk to Patrick


Breeze says: thanks guys :)


Lana Arwen Lazar has just signed out


Surfer Boy has just signed out


Gravity Defyer says: Patrick?


Breeze says: Don't ask…


Gravity Defyer: Wanna come round to my place, talk about it?


Breeze says: I don't know…


Gravity Defyer says: I have a photo of him we can rip up?


Breeze says: Sure!


Gravity Defyer has just signed out


Breeze has just signed out


You know you love me says: Why would she have a picture of Jack? O.o


Whip Hand says: It's just me and you now Diana, you know what that means?


You know you love me says: You can't whip me through a computer screen you know.


Whip Hand says:…I knew that.


You know you love me says: Sure you did.


Sammy Sun has just signed in


Astrid the Genius has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Ooh look it's the lovers.


Sammy Sun says: Besides yourselves?


Not a Mexican has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Ooh look it's the Mexican


Not a Mexican says: >.<


You know you love me says: Totally. We all know how hot Drake is.


Sammy Sun says: uh-huh totally hot.


Not a Mexican says: mhm hotter than a summers day in Honduras


Astrid the Genius says: Well if you find him so hot, why don't you date him?


You know you love me says: Cause I saw him first ;)


Fearless Leader has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Ladies, ladies, there's enough of Merwin to go round!


Fearless Leader says: what the hell…


Whip Hand says: There's enough for you too Caine ;)


Fearless Leader has just signed out


Whip Hand says: He knows I'm sexy. He just won't admit it.


Astrid the Genius: Or maybe he just has common sense, something which you all lack if you think he's attractive.


Sammy Sun says: Haha, you go Astrid!


Surfer Boy has just signed in


Whip Hand says: You've changed your tune, Sammy, two minutes ago you were practically begging for me!


Surfer Boy says:….I'm not even gonna ask.


Surfer Boy has just signed out


Not a Mexican: Maybe cause we were being sarcastic?


Whip Hand says: course you were.


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship has just signed in


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship says: HEY HEY HEY WHO'S READY TO PAR-TAY CAUSE ZIL IS IN DA HOUSE!


Whip Hand has just signed out


Sammy Sun has just signed out


You know you love me has just signed out


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship says : :(


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship says: you like me, right Edilio?  Us normals have to stick together.


Not a Mexican says: Nope.


Not a Mexican has just signed out


Hot Guy has just signed in


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship says: you like me though, right Lance?


Hot Guy says: Pah, in your dreams, loser!


Hot Guy has just signed out.(


The awesome leader of the human crew that you all love and worship says: :'(

Been a while since I wrote one of these!
I had a lot of fun writing it :3
Enjoy!
Note: I am aware that there is no internet or electricity in the FAYZ, it's just a bit of fun, k?

GONE (c) Michael Grant

and who else loves Patrick?
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