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Sammy Sun- Sam


Astrid the Genius- Astrid


Surfer boy- Quinn


Not a Mexican- Edilio


Breeze- Brianna


Gravity Defyer- Dekka


Computer Geek- Jack


Albert- Albert


Whip Hand- Drake


Fearless Leader- Caine


You know you love me- Diana


Lana Arwen Lazar- Lana


The awesome leader of the Human Crew whom you all love and worship- Zil



Sammy Sun has just logged in


Astrid the Genius has just logged in


Sammy Sun says: Hey Astrid


Astrid the Genius says: Hi Sam


Sammy Sun: Hows you?


Astrid the Genius says: Don't you mean 'How are you?'


Sammy Sun: Sorry, how are you?


Astrid the Genius says: That's better! And I am fine thanks, and yourself?


Surfer Boy has just signed in


Sammy Sun says: I'm fine, and hey Quinn!


Surfer Boy says: Sup brah?


Sammy Sun says: I'm cool thanks, you?


Surfer Boy says: I'm cool


Astrid the Genius says: I feel that this conversation is going nowhere


Breeze has just signed in


Gravity Defyer says


Breeze says: Hey guys!


Gravity defyer says: Hi guys, hi Brianna isn't it a coincidence we signed in at the same time?


Breeze says: Uh yeah I guess…


Sammy Sun says: Hey Dekka, Breeze


Surfer Boy says: Whats everyone up to then?


Astrid the Genius says: Trying to help Petey in one of his learning exercises but he seems to be more interested in his game boy than he is in me


Surfer Boy says: Can't say I blame him


Astrid the Genius says: He has to do these exercises every day because of his autism  


Surfer Boy says: Well if I had to choose between learning and game boys I know what I'd pick


Not a Mexican has just signed in


Not a Mexican says: Hey everyone!


Surfer Boy says: Hey Mexican!


Not a Mexican says: I'm not Mexican I'm Honduran


Surfer Boy says: Mexican, Honduran, same thing!


Surfer Boy says: Astrid, don't even think about it


Breeze says: Hi Edilio!


Not a Mexican says: Hey Brianna


Lana Arwen Lazar has just signed in


Albert has just signed in


Surfer Boy says: Man you guys have boring names


Albert says: Well at least you can tell who we both are


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Well what was I supposed to call myself? Healer girl? Slave to Gaiaphage?


Sammy Sun says: Take no notice of Quinn, you know what he's like


Surfer Boy says: Nice to know I'm loved


Gravity Defyer says: Lana you're the only one who doesn't have a reference to your power in your name!


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Oh you're right!


Surfer Boy says: I don't…


Astrid the Genius says: You don't have any powers though


Surfer Boy says: I was being sarcastic


Astrid the Genius says: They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit


Albert says: I have to go now, gonna open up the McClub


Sammy Sun says: Bye Albert


Albert has just signed off


Breeze says: I think I might go as well, anyone want to come?


Gravity Defyer says: I'll come


Breeze says: Cool!


Breeze has just signed off


Gravity Defyer has just signed off


Whip Hand has just signed on


Surfer Boy says: Oh no not him


Whip Hand says: Did I scare you now?


Surfer Boy says: I was being sarcastic. How come nobody gets sarcasm these days?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Maybe because you haven't mastered it yet


Surfer Boy says: And you have?


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Never said I did


Whip Hand says: You should be scared little surfer boy


Surfer Boy says: Do you even know who I am?


Whip Hand says: You're Sam's best, maybe only friend.


Sammy Sun says: He's not my only friend


Whip Hand says: Oh yes, you have that Mexican kid too


Not a Mexican says: I'm not Mexican! I'm Honduran!


Whip Hand says: Mexican, Honduran, same thing


Surfer Boy says: That's exactly what I said!


Fearless Leader has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Why hello Caine, what brings you here?


Fearless Leader says: I just felt like talking. Is Diana online?


Sammy Sun says: No


Fearless Leader says: WTF? Why is Sam here?


Surfer Boy says: Cause he wants to be


Fearless Leader says: Sam and Sam's friend is here? Who else is here?


Sammy Sun says: Lana, Edilio and Astrid


Fearless Leader says: Drake why are you talking to these people?


Whip Hand says: So I could strike some terror into their souls


Surfer Boy says: Well you're not doing a good job


Astrid the Genius says: Sorry guys, Petey's upset because his game boy broke and now I have to sort him out. See you later!


Sammy Sun says: Do you need any help?


Astrid the Genius says: No I'm fine, thanks


Sammy Sun says: Aww, we'll miss you!


Whip Hand says: Aww is little Sammy Wammy gonna miss his girlfriend? *sniggers*


Sammy Sun says: No comment


Astrid the Genius says: Bye!


Whip Hand says: Aww we'll miss you very much Astrid!


Astrid the Genius has just signed off


Whip Hand says: Not


Computer Geek has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Oh no not Jack


Computer Geek says: Are you scared of me or something?


Whip Hand says: Totally. I'm shaking in my boots


Surfer Boy: How come he gets to be sarcastic and I can't?


Whip Hand says: Because I'm cooler than you


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Let it go, Quinn


Fearless Leader says: I'm gonna go find Diana


Fearless Leader has just signed off


You know you love me has just signed in


Surfer Boy says: Caine's gonna be pissed now that you've logged on


You know you love me says: Caine's not online


Not a Mexican says: He logged off because he wanted to find you


You know you love me says: Perv


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Whenever Caine logs on, you should log off, it'd be really funny


You know you love me says: I do like messing with Caine…


Whip Hand says: I can hear footsteps, maybe that's him now


Fearless Leader has just signed in


You know you love me has just signed off


Fearless Leader says: Couldn't find her


Sammy Sun says: Shame


Fearless Leader says: Hey who was 'you know you love me'?


Surfer Boy says: Mary


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Taylor


Fearless Leader says: ?


Surfer Boy says: Taylor, yeah I must have made a mistake


Whip Hand says: You know, because he's so dumb


Not a Mexican says: That's true


Surfer Boy says: Is not!


Computer Geek says: I'm gonna go now


Whip Hand says: Aww really?


Computer Geek says: Yes.


Computer Geek has just signed off


Whip Hand says: Thank God for that


Lana Arwen Lazar says: What do you mean? It's not like he was being annoying during the conversation or anything


Not a Mexican says: In fact, I don't even think he said anything besides 'hi'


Whip Hand says: So? I just don't like him


Fearless Leader says: I'm gonna try and find Diana again


Fearless Leader has just signed off


You know you love me has just signed in


You know you love me says: He has got to stop doing that


Lana Arwen Lazar says: I think it's sweet!


Whip Hand says: I find it amusing


You know you love me says: Well I find it creepy


Sammy Sun says: By the way, how do you know exactly when to log on?


You know you love me says: Because he has massive feet and I can hear him running up and down the stairs


Not a Mexican says: Has he not found you yet?


Surfer Boy says: I have to go, fishing duties! Don't miss me too much


Whip Hand says: I'm not even gonna bother replying to that


Not a Mexican says: You kind of did


Whip Hand says: Shut up Mexican


Not a Mexican says: For the millionth time I'M NOT MEXICAN!


Whip Hand says: Whatever you say Mexican


Surfer Boy says: Yeah Mexican, calm down! Anyway, I'm going now


Surfer Boy has just signed in


Not a Mexican says: Can you not read my name?


Whip Hand says: Yeah, it says 'I'm a Mexican'


You know you love me says: Aww stop picking on our little Mexican friend


Not a Mexican says: I'M NOT MEXICAN I'M HONDURAN


Sammy Sun says: Just ignore them Edilio


Whip Hand says: Yeah just ignore us bullies Edilio, you know how nasty we are


Lana Arwen Lazar says: Sorry, I have to go. This kid's just found out where I live and wants me to heal his grazed knee. Ugh, I hate being the healer sometimes!


Not a Mexican says: Bye Lana!


Lana Arwen Lazar has just signed off


Fearless Leader has just signed in


You know you love me has just signed off


Fearless Leader says: How come Taylor signs off every time I sign in?


Sammy Sun says: Maybe because she doesn't like you?


Whip Hand says: I take it you didn't find Diana then?


Fearless Leader says: No, I don't know where she is


Whip Hand says: I'm just taking a wild guess here, but maybe she's in her room?


Fearless Leader says: Hmm, not sure. I'll check


Fearless Leader has just signed off


Whip Hand says: That guys an idiot


Sammy Sun says: I know


You know you love me has just signed in


Whip Hand says: Diana you're not in your room are you?


You know you love me says: Um I am, why?


Whip Hand says: Cause Caine's gone to look for you there


You know you love me says: What?


Sammy Sun says: Yeah he told him to look there


You know you love me says: What why?


Whip Hand says: Cause I felt like it


Not a Mexican says: Why didn't he look there in the first place?


Sammy Sun says: No idea


Whip Hand says: The only thing that matters is that you're screwed


You know you love me says: Oh God he's here now…


You know you love me has just signed off


Whip Hand says: This should be fun to watch…


Whip Hand has just signed off


Not a Mexican says: Guess that just leaves me and you


Sammy Sun says: Err, not really, I have to go too…


Not a Mexican says: Why?


Sammy Sun says: I just got a text of Astrid asking me to come over


Not a Mexican says: Oh ok


Sammy Sun has just signed off


Not a Mexican says: I might as well log off too then


The awesome leader of the Human Crew whom you all love and worship has just signed in


The awesome leader of the Human Crew whom you all love and worship says: Hey!


Not a Mexican has just signed off


The awesome leader of the Human Crew whom you all love and worship says: Was it something I said?

The characters in GONE decide to all talk on a chatroom. Yes I am aware that they don't have internet in the FAYZ, but this was just written for the crack.

Enjoy!

GONE and the characters (c) to Michael Grant

Second one: [link]
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xsilverwolf102x Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2016  Student Artist
Love it lol
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Ask-DianaLadris Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome. Are you still continuing them? Cuz I wanna make some too if you don't mind. I will always say that YOU are the one who came up with this brilliant idea!
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elsadreams8 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist Interface Designer
loooooool!!! I was literally laughing with tears!
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Wheat1ey Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
THIS BOOK IS SO AWESOME!!! :3
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IISaturnRingsII Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
You are bae
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CoconutCanary Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's absolutely HILARIOUS! Thanks for doing such a funny chatroom. =D
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NatureAnimalCAD Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student General Artist
xD hahaha
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fuckyouimwhiphand Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
You are more of a genius than astrid for creating these *applauds*
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indiantigerspirit Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol at the end but in the books poor zil
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gromba86 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
So funny ! I really love it
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MaddieRunsXC Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
I love this lol Drake is hilarious
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feathery-blue-otaku Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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OmegaGames Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014

HA SUCK ON THAT ZIL.


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Reverie28 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
<33333
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ImUnicornn Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHA LOL BEST CHATROOM EVER
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catfish17ferret Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
Lol! I love I'm not Mexican!
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Lilli-Rose-Lzone Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LOL!!!!!
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Nessime12 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
hahahhahahaha :D Love it <3
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nutmegmozart Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
AMAZING!!! LOVE Drake. <3
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dawnflower8 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
when Drake came on I was laughing so much
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SnakefangWarriors Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Student Writer
That was really good, especially when Caine would log off and Diana would log on. Poor Caine
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Destinee19XD Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHA that was awesome!!! I love it!! XD
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1Hazelgracling Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL My cousin and I are adicted to this :iconobsessedplz: jk, but it IS really good :D
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pink-raccoon-girl Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Hahahah I could not stop laughing the whole time it is sooo funny!!!!
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nickelbee9 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
My goodness, that was a good read... thanks! :D
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laurabowden Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaah lool
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ImFrench Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
LMFAO! Awesome! You did a great job, I laughed so hard.
Besides, you're not the only one who likes Astrid, I do as well. :) She's an interesting character.
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b0rnc0nfused90210 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
I love it!! very well put together!! ;D
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Daydreamer1412 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012
LOL!

Fearless Leader says: Drake why are you talking to these people?


Whip Hand says: So I could strike some terror into their souls


Surfer Boy says: Well you're not doing a good job

Oh Drake....Wonderful job!!
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pokefan444 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, so funny! I think you got all the characters really well.
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IrisHawthorne Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I hate Astrid, she's so annoying in every single way!
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RedcurrantSmoothie Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012
Fair enough, but I love her anyway.
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IrisHawthorne Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Astrid is SO DAMN ANNOYING.

._.
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RedcurrantSmoothie Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
Astrid's my favourite character!
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dsajk Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hilarious lol
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xXxFlamingAzumaxXx Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOL~ That was hilarious! I love the part where Caine would log on and then Diana logs off and then vice versa~ I died!
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BlindToTheTruth Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmfao this is so perfect.
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lonelydekugirl Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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lonelydekugirl Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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whiphand2 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
hilarious
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QuiteSimplyMe Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011
Astrid annoys me even in fanfiction. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit? Really? I am insulted!
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RedcurrantSmoothie Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Really? I love Astrid, and I swear I am the only person who does.
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QuiteSimplyMe Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
I think you are. XD I tried with her, I really tried. I liked her in the first book and then she just started annoying me more and more. Especially once she starts getting really angsty. Why do you like her?
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RedcurrantSmoothie Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I don't know, I just find her character really interesting and I did feel sorry for her in Plague. She may have been a bit of a control freak, but her intentions were in the right place.
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MetallicaSoad Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Student Photographer
Laughed my ass off! amazing!
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Borntobewyld Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I actually love this...! And i haven't even read the second one yet.
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MeaninglessArtist Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :trollface: THIS IS HILARIOUS
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QueenOfMakeBelieve Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
Lol loved this. Me an my sister laughed.
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catmadangel97 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011  Student Photographer
Hilarious!!! :D
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chocochipkookie Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
omg that's awesome!
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